What Your Zodiac Sign Says About Your Espresso or Coffee Maker

Ever wonder what your zodiac sign says about your coffee habits? We did, and yes, we may have judged a little. From bold and fiery Aries to dreamy Pisces, every personality pairs perfectly with a machine that matches their vibe.

Aries ♈︎ Breville Barista Express

Impatient, energetic, and always on the go, Aries needs a machine that keeps up. The Breville Barista Express is hands-on and fast, perfect for getting your caffeine fix yesterday. The Barista Express has been around for a while... And Aries will fight you that this is still the best espresso machine.

Taurus ♉︎ JURA E8

Lovers of luxury and comfort, Taurus people treat their morning coffee like a sacred ritual. The JURA E8 delivers indulgent, consistent espresso with minimal effort, just what Taurus deserves.

Gemini ♊︎ De’Longhi Rivelia

Geminis crave variety and spontaneity, so the De’Longhi Rivelia, which has swappable hoppers, and can make hot or iced drinks at the touch of a button (with the additional attachment), is a perfect match. One day cappuccino, the next an iced latte, Gemini approves.

Cancer ♋︎ Chemex

Homebodies at heart, Cancers love cozy, comforting rituals. The Chemex pour-over is perfect for slow, mindful mornings or sharing a warm batch of coffee with loved ones.

Leo ♌︎ Lelit Bianca

Dramatic, bold, and show-stopping, Leos deserve an espresso machine that makes a statement. The Lelit Bianca doesn’t just brew espresso, it steals the spotlight, just like Leo.

Virgo ♍︎ DF64 + La Pavoni Botticelli Specialty

Perfectionists rejoice! Virgos appreciate precision in every shot. The DF64 grinder paired with the La Pavoni Botticelli allows meticulous control over every detail including temperature, and flow control. 

Libra ♎︎ Gaggia E24

Stylish, balanced, and polished, Libras value machines that combine reliability with elegance. The Gaggia E24 delivers perfectly balanced espresso while looking effortlessly chic on your counter.

Scorpio ♏︎ Rocket Appartamento TCA

Intense and mysterious, Scorpios need a machine as powerful as their personality. The Rocket Appartamento delivers rich, bold espresso that matches their intensity.

Sagittarius ♐︎ Outin

Adventurous Sagittarians are always on the move. The Outin is portable, versatile, and perfect for brewing anywhere, coffee that keeps up with their wanderlust.

Capricorn ♑︎ Breville Oracle Jet

Ambitious and disciplined, Capricorns demand professional results. The Breville Oracle Jet offers high-quality espresso at home, letting them achieve perfection with efficiency.

Aquarius ♒︎ Moccamaster

Innovative, unconventional, and obsessed with aesthetics, Aquarians love a machine that looks as good as it performs. The Moccamaster’s bold colors and sleek design make it perfect for free-spirited coffee lovers.

Pisces ♓︎ SMEG Manual w/ Grinder

Dreamy and artistic, Pisces appreciates beauty and charm. The SMEG Manual is whimsical, stylish, and allows for creative espresso-making... Though sometimes they forget to descale it!

So, which zodiac espresso machine are you?

Whether you’re a fiery Aries or a dreamy Pisces, there’s a machine that matches your personality perfectly. And maybe, just maybe, your zodiac sign explains why your coffee tastes so good (or why your espresso routine is slightly chaotic).

Share your sign and your espresso match in the comments! We promise not to judge… much.